A friend of mine said he and his son were at the grocery store when his son (about 9) asked him what "Oriole sex" was. I told him the store wasn't a proper place to talk about it, but I'd explain it to him on the way home. On the way, I decided to tell the truth and explain it fairly graphic and clinical. I thought I did pretty good until my son said, "Oh, you mean like a blow job, huh?"
Pfizer Corp. is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs, and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount And Do. Also, something to think about: the long-term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully considered. Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's Disease research. It is believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't remember what to do with them.
SNOW REPORT . . . This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. True story...we had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
