Slovenia's state-run news agency reported on the death of 
'passionate' fisherman Franc Filipic, 47, who drowned after 
hooking a huge lake sheatfish (like a catfish) and refusing to let 
go as he waded in and was pulled under. Friends reported his 
last words were 'NOW I've got him!'  Divers found his body after 
a two-day search.

According to a study conducted by Kaiser Permanente, 
prostitutes can suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder on a 
par with veterans of the Vietnam war. I think I speak for a lot of 
men when I say, "are there still volunteer spots available in this 
study?" 

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed (Bachelor 
Of Education) Exams, which the father receives as: "Father, your daughter 
has been successful in BED."