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Sign outside a church in New York City :


Today's Sermon:
Do Not Be Deceived
By Rev. Arthur McConnel 

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a
lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella...WHOA..!"