The other day the White House Chief of Staff asked President
Clinton: "What should we do about the abortion bill, Mr president?"

Clinton responded: "Just pay it." 

Prince William has been confirmed into the Church of England. Now, just 
like his father, he must obey the nine commandments.

The following item is from the New York Times 24 Aug 96...

COMPUTER INTERFACE CONTRIBUTES TO PLANE CRASH
The crash of a Cali-bound American Airlines jet last December in Colombia,
S.A., occurred because the plane's captain entered an incomplete command
into the onboard computer -- and the default action taken by the software
pointed the plane in the wrong direction. The beacons at the Cali and
Bogota airports both begin with the letter R, which is the only character
the pilot typed; instead of proceeding toward Cali, the plane turned in 
the opposite direction (toward Bogata) and crashed into a mountain.