"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a
   guy like Norman Einstein."
   - Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann

Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear.
It annoys them very much. 

     - G.K. Chesterton

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that
9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. 

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right

Wendy Liebman:
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.