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Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
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"Men get laid, but women get screwed." 

     - Quentin Crisp (English writer)
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"It must be indicative of something other than the redistribution of
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                        -- me (... and that's one of them)
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Smoking cures weight problems...eventually.
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"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."

                                                - Paul Rodriguez
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