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Charles Schultz: 
     "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already
tomorrow in Australia."
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The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other
athletic facilities.
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I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where and Who.

Kipling in "Just So Stories" (1902), 
           "How the Camel Got His Hump"
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'On the other hand the early worm gets eaten' 

Anon
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"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
 (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)"
                        -- fortune
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