Charles Schultz: 
     "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already
tomorrow in Australia."

The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other
athletic facilities.

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where and Who.

Kipling in "Just So Stories" (1902), 
           "How the Camel Got His Hump"

'On the other hand the early worm gets eaten' 

Anon

"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
 (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)"
                        -- fortune