If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
       him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
       cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did."

"You stop that. You scare my chickens."
                        -- Wing Commander IV, when you quit

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes
off your goal." 
Henry Ford (1863-1947)

If elected, Lieberman will be the first Jew to serve
under a President since Monica Lewinsky.

        Vows begin when hope dies.
                
                           --Leonardo da Vinci