A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.

     - Lazarus Long 

Country Music Song Titles
You're The Reason Why Our Kids Are Ugly.

"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be
       disappointed." -- Jonathan Swift

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?

    -- Irv Kupcinet

"All I'm saying is that you're deluded, pathetic, and squirrels use your
 head to store chestnuts for the cold winter months in."

-- Pinback, oz#gothic