I have learned that if you upset your wife, she nags you.
If you upset her even more you get the silent treatment.
Don't you think it's worth the extra effort?

"I wandered into a place in San Antonio which had what looked like a magnum
 of tabasco sitting in front of the counter.

 Me: 'I want!  I want!  I want!  I want!'.
 Sales dude: 'It's not for sale'.
 Me: 'Bowel movement'[0].

 [0] Or words to that effect."

-- Peter Gutmann, alt.sysadmin.recovery

I have seen hypocrisy that was so artful that it was good judgement to
be deceived by it.
- H. W. Shaw

After seeing how Disney is doing financially,
I was wondering if I could get the Southern Baptists
to boycott my company.

"The dreams in my spirit mirror the solitude of my
     dark solitude."

                                                   --Z. Hazel Ballantine, O My Poetry