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Despair leads to boredom, electronic games,
computer hacking, poetry, and other bad habits. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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"If you'd been where I'd been... if you'd seen the things I'd seen!...
 you... you'd be me... Or someone following me around..."

-- Alan Parker, Urban Warrior


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I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I
turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial.

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Despair leads to boredom, electronic games,
computer hacking, poetry, and other bad habits. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.


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