If I had done what President Clinton did 
My wife would have "issued a statement" too and it would have 
said: "Jim Rosenberg can go to hell."

"Since I brought along two cases of well-joggled wine,
my main problems will be food and sex. Not oddly, they're
the same problems a lot of people have everywhere on Earth." 

    - Jim Harrison 

   A sign I saw at a swimming pool once:
   We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!


  

Deja Moo:  The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before. 

A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.