Share


Coming to USA? Got questions? Problem with your case? Get an immigration consultation from experienced lawyers.

Find Bail Bondsmen Nationwide, jail bail bonds by phone at Bail Yes Bail Bonds Agency.


Read about diseases
in layman's terms:

Obesity
Impotence
Heartburn
Herpes
More conditions ›


   

  Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 
 

Pokern
 
 
Today's quotes[1.26.04]

Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes. Also, links to quote categories and "Send to Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your quote reading. 


"Marriage is a great institution,
but I'm not ready for an institution yet."

                      - Mae West
1.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend 



Lisa:  Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy? 
Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart.  If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed. 
   -- Always have a backup plan, ``Homer the Heretic''
2.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend 



"A bald nun, a gay lawyer, and a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast walk into a
 bar.  The bartender says, 'This has got to be the weirdest joke I've
 ever been in...'"
                        -- Fruvous of FurryMuck, via rec.humor.funny
3.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend 



"Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle but the cow has failed on it's first
 attempt at the moon landing!!... that's one small step for a cow, one giant
 leap for the beef industry..."
                        -
4.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend 



Now.

Or never. 

     - Henry David Thoreau
5.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend


BONUS! A random quote from Jokes2Go database
If you don't like it, just hit RELOAD
 
Today's Jokes
Today's Stories
Today's Poems
 
Jump to