"Marriage is a great institution,
but I'm not ready for an institution yet."

                      - Mae West   

Lisa:  Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy? 
Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart.  If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed. 
   -- Always have a backup plan, ``Homer the Heretic'' 

"A bald nun, a gay lawyer, and a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast walk into a
 bar.  The bartender says, 'This has got to be the weirdest joke I've
 ever been in...'"
                        -- Fruvous of FurryMuck, via rec.humor.funny

"Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle but the cow has failed on it's first
 attempt at the moon landing!!... that's one small step for a cow, one giant
 leap for the beef industry..."
                        -

Now.

Or never. 

     - Henry David Thoreau