"*slap*"
"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
                        -- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White

Never ruin an apology with an excuse. 

    - Kimberly Johnson

"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,
       it is generally employed only by small children and large
       nations." -- David Friedman

    "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire
   when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in
   what's left of your unit." - In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS
   magazine, the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance "Drawing on my
   fine command of language, I said nothing." - Anonymous
   "Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
   which I disapprove." - Ashleigh Brilliant
   "There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the
   streets?" - Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate
   "Don't worry about temptation. As you grow older, it starts avoiding
   you." - Farmer's Almanac


  

"Have you been to a zoo? I mean as a visitor?"