"Get with the program, jeffrey. No one is 'wrong' on Usenet. They are
 either 100% totally correct, or they are 'a lying, scum sucking weasel.'
 There is no in between."
                        -- Garrett Johnson

"God made the idiot for practice, then He made the school board." -
Samuel L. Clemens

'Ah, well, yes, you see, one of the things that makes
folks even more jolly is knowing there're people who
ain't,' said Albert, in a matter-of-fact voice.
'That's how it goes, master.  Master?'

"It's amazing what can get up there. People have got foot-long zucchinis
 stuck up there."
"Well that's why you use barbeque tongs..."
                        -- Andrew Rutherford, Karen

When there's a will, I want to be in it!