"Heaven for climate; Hell for society."

                                --Mark Twain

LOVE -- irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.

- Mark Twain

"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand
why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one." 

    - L. M. Boyd 

"More than 25,000 dedicated gun lovers from across Northern Idaho flocked to
 the Coeur d'Alene Convention Center for the two-day event, happily
 sublimating homosexual impulses amid a carefully maintained facade of
 platonic camaraderie."

-- "Homoerotic Overtones Enliven NRA Meeting"
from The Onion, http://www.theonion.com

Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.