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"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I
       win or lose." -- Darrin Weinberg
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"Think Globally. Act Locally. Support your Local Politician. With a Rope."
                        -- petro@suba.com
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Well, aren't we just a ray of stinking sunshine?
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Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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"So that's 2 T-1s and a newsfeed....would you like clues with that?"
                        -- Hillary Gorman, hillary@netaxs.com
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