"20% of all road accidents in Sweden involve a moose."
                        -- Unknown

Sometimes, I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door, and just visit now and then." 

              - Katharine Hepburn

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
 another country."
                        -- Elayne Boosler

Speech was divided into four parts that the inspired
               priests know.  Three parts, hidden in deep secret, humans   
               do not stir into action; the fourth part of Speech is what  
               men speak.                                                  

                                                    Rig Veda (B.C. 1200-900?)

"I almost stepped on your dog last night."
"Where was it?"
"Under my foot."
                        -- Angela Randall, Rachael, Angela