The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.

     - W. C. Fields 

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of
               a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven,     
               and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist.     

                                                    Akhenaton (c. B.C. 1375)

"In the beginning there was nothing... which exploded."
                        -- The shortened Big Bang theory

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front
of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of
course, men are just grateful.

                 -Jay Leno