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Sleep is death without the responsibility.

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"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better
verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of
that study: Duh."

                                     - Conan O'Brien

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Pay attention to your enemies. They are the first to discover your mistakes. 

     - Antisthenes 

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Medicine reports that it has already happened.
A new-born baby laughing like crazy, its hands full of pills.

-Sam Levenson 

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you.  This is the principle difference between man and dog.

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