Sleep is death without the responsibility.
"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh." - Conan O'Brien
Pay attention to your enemies. They are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes
Medicine reports that it has already happened. A new-born baby laughing like crazy, its hands full of pills. -Sam Levenson
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between man and dog.