The problem was his poetry, which was of the Naturalistic school
and leaned heavily on the S alliteration: "Sad, sorrow-sunk survivors
of a sadistic society, saturated with strong, stiff stench of
stifling strife..." 

     - Patrick F. McManus 

'A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn round
three times before lying down',

Robert Benchley

If you can't beat them...arrange to have them beaten.
                 -George Carlin

   On the inside of a toilet door:
   Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire
   performance.


  

We sometimes meet an original gentleman,
        who, if manners had not existed, would have
        invented them.
                                        -- Ralph Waldo Emerson