"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. " 
    - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back') 

"That's the only standard thing about the standards; that it's standard
 for one standard not to work with any other standard, although one
 standard on a second machine even though they may be similar, they are
 not the same, however different standards on other machines although
 different may comply to the same standard. Although the confusion is
 fairly standard. (Just recompile your mind with -traditional, and
 -Dstandard :))"
                        -- jteclaw@clark.net

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.

    - Lazarus Long

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

"Succesful rewiring of the network, but now the Mac won't print.
 Film at 11."
                        -- Lars Rasmussen, in alt.sysadmin.recovery