"There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And
then there is California."

                                   --Edward Abbey

"Excellent, there's nothing quite like a blunt object to reinforce proper
 administration ethics."

-- Simon Travaglia

"Whenever someone asks me what two plus two equals, I just
shake my head and laugh at them for asking such a dumb question,
even though I really don't know the answer. What gullible fools." 

    - Will Gillespie 

A bath is something you take when you find yourself in
hot water.

Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. 

     - Edward Abbey