There are still people leading normal lives.
Why can't I be one of them?" 

     - Walter Matthau, The Survivors 

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man socially and sexually deprived. 

"Eddie Moto, Hunchback of Midvale Community College. In charge of dismissal
 bell."
                        -- The Far Side

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. 

     --Catherine Zandonella 

"It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out."
                        -- the most appropriate fortune quote I've ever got