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Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint. 

- Mark Twain
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"Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms"
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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." 

Ernest Hemmingway.
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Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint. 

- Mark Twain
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep!
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