"He's so unhip that
 When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas,
 Whoever he was.
 The man ain't got no culture,"

        Paul Simon, "A Simple Desultory Philippic

"Development is the realization of human potential." 

     - Ghandi 

"An artist is a person who can hold two contradictory thoughts in his 
 mind at the same time"

It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar
measure has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain
to a woman why the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.

     - W. C. Fields 

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. 

    - Sam Brown, The Washington Post, January 26, 1977