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"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
                        -- Kristy Wilsen
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"Did you hear that? Karen wants to keep the male air steward under her
 desk..."
"He won't eat much..."
                        -- me (to Andrew), Karen (from the other side of
                                                        the room)
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"They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy;
foreigners always spell better than they pronounce."

                                           -- Mark Twain
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"Happy Birthday Usenet Oracle!
 The Usenet Oracle celebrated it's 6th birthday Sunday, 8 October 1995.
 That's about ... let's see ... 1,320 in Internet years."
                        -- Steve Kinzler, rec.humor.oracle
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"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
   --- Maryon Pearson
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