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Opportunity is missed by most people because
it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. 

     - Thomas Edison 

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"Alasdair is the only person I know who can say no _and_ yes at the same time,
 and _mean_ it."
                        -- me


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"Alasdair is the only person I know who can say no _and_ yes at the same time,
 and _mean_ it."
                        -- me


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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool
than to speak and remove all doubt. 

     - Abraham Lincoln 

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"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as
when they do so from religious conviction." 

-- Blaise Pascal 

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