When Angelico worked in cerise, For the angel he painted his neice. In a heavenly trance He pulled off her pants, And erected a fine alter-piece.
If you're speaking of actions immoral Then how about giving the laurel To doughty Queen Esther, No three men could best her--- One fore, one aft, and one oral.
There was a young choirboy from Devon Who was raped in a haystack by seven High Anglican priests--- (Lascivious beasts)--- For of such is the kingdom of heaven
There was an old spinster of Tyre Who bellowed, "MY CUNT IS ON FIRE!" So a fireman was found, Brought his engine around And extinguished her burning desire
There was a young girl of Cohoes Who jerked herself off with her nose. She said, "Yes, I done it, But just for the fun it Afforded the folk of Cohoes."