They just found out Clinton's been stuffing turf in his underpants.
They're for grass roots support.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a
trampoline?

You should take your workboots off before
you jump on a trampoline.

So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building
and this white dude sees him. After the Mexican is done the white
guy asks him, "How come you Mexicans don't wash your hands after
you pee?"

And the Mexican guy replies, "Because we Mexicans don't piss in
our hands"

A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to a
large farm. He asked for and was given a tour.
As he was shown through the barn, the ventriloquist thought he'd have
some fun. He proceeded to make one of the horses talk.
The hired hand, wide-eyed with fear, rushed from the barn to the
farmer. "Sam," he shouted, "those animals are talking! If that sheep
says anything about me, it's a damned lie!" 

Another yamamma...

Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be light
he asked her to step out of the way

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