What is the definition of Agony?


                                         A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.

Why can't a man eat like a bird?

Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?

Sent by Chris

   Nancy goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.
   
   He says, "You have acute vaginitis."
   
   She says, "Thank you."
   

Why can't a man eat like a bird?

Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?

Sent by Chris

What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20
doesn't?

A belly-button!