One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?
"Really?" the second gay man says, "that's amazing!"
The first gay man says, "yeah we're lucky, he's only coming
out of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?"

Sent by Patrick

A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll
in the fields when they came across a cow and a
calf rubbing noses.

"Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want to
do the same."

"Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend. "It's your cow." 

WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?

-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION

Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? 

     So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. 

Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than
it does today ??

We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...