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ON METAPHYSICS
   Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in
   the head like this before.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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Charles Schultz: 
     "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already
tomorrow in Australia."
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Speech was divided into four parts that the inspired
               priests know.  Three parts, hidden in deep secret, humans   
               do not stir into action; the fourth part of Speech is what  
               men speak.                                                  

                                                    Rig Veda (B.C. 1200-900?)
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   It's really a wonder my wife and I ever got together in the first
   place.
   She swore she would never marry me when I was drunk, and
   I wouldn't dream of marrying her when I was sober.
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