At my new job we a have a general mailbox into which people send requests for updates and changes. I am completely serious when I tell you that today we received the following mail. 1)There is a sing where the rotisserie chicken is served stating that you get a 20oz soda with the meal...but the cashers says that it is wrong & it should say 16oz...that's not a problem but the cashers by the snack/entrence section have a very nasty attitude about it. 2)Today(4/25/01) the was "Seafood Pasta Primavera" on the menu but instead they had chicken parmesian--again this is not the problem. The problem is those same damn cashers at the entrance--they charged me for the seafood pasta which is $4.95 instead of the chicken pamesian which is $4.95. I explained the situation to them but they just dont want to hear what I have to say. I'm really disgusted with the way the cafateria is being run.
The local Burger King was running a promotion. If you told them "It just tastes better." when ordering they would give you an extra Whopper for your trouble. So I ordered the combo meal and told the girl I wanted the extra Whopper with that. So she told me I'd have to say the phrase to get the free burger. "You're kidding.", I said. "No, sir, go ahead and say it." she laughed. "Come on...." I said, hesitating. Did I really have to mouth an advertising slogan to this cute little thing half my age? We were both laughing by now. I figured she was serious about it. So I blurted out "You just taste better!" into the speaker. All of a sudden the speaker lit up with the laughter of the staff, as she managed to choke out, "Please drive through sir!". :-) Sent by Alton
It is said that P. T. Barnum, the famed circus magnate, hung a large sign over one of the exits of his museum which read, "This way to the egress." Many people in the crowds, eager to see what an egress looked like, passed through the door and found themselves out on the street.
