WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"

"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I
hope he showers at least once a day."  (Michelle, 9)

A friend of mine said he and his son were at the grocery store
when his son (about 9) asked him what "Oriole sex" was.  I
told him the store wasn't a proper place to talk about it, but 
I'd explain it to him on the way home.  On the way, I decided to 
tell the truth and explain it fairly graphic and clinical.  I thought
I did pretty good until my son said, "Oh, you mean like a blow
job, huh?"

The other day the White House Chief of Staff asked President
Clinton: "What should we do about the abortion bill, Mr president?"

Clinton responded: "Just pay it."