While waiting for the final voter recount in Florida, media services questioned the two major presidential candidates today. Both agreed that Americans are seeing too much inappropriate material in popular entertainment. However, they disagreed on the details. The Republican candidate, George W. Bush, stated that there is too much bloody violence in the movies and on television. Vice President Al Gore, his Democratic opponent, stated that the media presents Americans with too much sex and frontal nudity. In other words, Bush says there is too much gore and Gore says there is too much bush.
IQ wanted me to know there's more than one "Judi" out there. Her husband's secretary (Edna) one time shredded her (Edna) own paycheck. Then she booked her boss on a flight and said, "I even got you a window seat because I know how you like to smoke."
Why we proofread: ATLANTA (AP) Coca-Cola is fixing an embarrassing typo in the word "disk'' in copyright information on about 2 million 12-packs of the drink. In the misprint, the "s'' is replaced by a "c.'' Normally, the small type under the copyright information states that the "red disk icon and contour bottle are trademarks of the Coca-Cola Co.''
