"Interestingly, most Unix utilities have a command line option which
 will cause the system to rip the user's legs off and beat them to death
 with the soggy ends. This is often the default behaviour."
                        -- Bruce Murphy

He asked me if I knew what time it was.  I said, "Yes, but not right now."

Never say "Oops" in the operating room. 

    - Dr. Leo Troy

It is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
        -- Phil White

"In the beginning there was nothing... then there was EXCEL 97... Hmm... Okay,
 before that there were some other versions of Excel... and some nachos.
 But nothing else...  and Excel 97 did calceth thy numbers and it hath
 plotteth thy data...  And lo, it was draggeth-and-droppethed into thy lesser
 applications... And this was good and the world was at peace and stuff."
                        -- Excel 97 Hidden Credits