"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money
I could have invaded some country."

Clint Eastwood.

For the love of the Lord God, give us a pair of slave women as
alms, because we are spending the pittance we have entirely on hired
girls.
        --An abbess to the queen of Portugal, 1500s

The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
   -- Salvador Dali

The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum. 

              -Menander (342-292 BC)