"Youth and trechery will always over come experience and 
talent"

I wish to you your life to be like toilet paper.
Long and useful.

"My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. 
If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, 
and became Picasso." 

Pablo Picasso.

"So... your place or my mother's?"
                        -- me

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere
in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. 

     - Calvin & Hobbes