"The population rises exponentially, the number of clues rises geometrically,
 and the number of clueful rises arithmetically. This is why the world has
 problems."

-- Alistair J. R. Young in alt.sysadmin.recovery

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."

-- Vice President Dan Quayle

"Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?"
"Because we use vi, son. They use emacs."
                        -- from the sig of Dave Fischer, alt.discordia

"When life hands you a lemon, say 'Oh yeah, I _like_ lemons, what else
 ya got??'"
                        -- Henry Rollins

I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and
   tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this
   country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and
   tired of being told that I am!
   -- Monty Python