"It smells like a technicolour yawn..."
"Tastes like it too."
                        -- Andrew, and then me, after I sculled it

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary. 

     - Thomas Paine 

There come's a time in the affairs of a man when he
must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

- W. C. Fields 

"SPAM CHEESECAKE?!?!?!?"

-- Brian Kantor in alt.sysadmin.recovery

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.