It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce court.. 
The judge was about to make his decision he said 'Im sorry mickey, I cant 
grant you a divorce based on your statement that Minnie has prominant teeth"

Mickey retorted " I DIDNT SAY SHE had prominent teeth, I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!!

Q. What's better than roses on your piano ?
A. Two lips on your organ ...

Why do gorillas have big noses?

                                         Because they have big fingers. 

On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an
inflatable sex doll?
Instead of staring at the bikinis, he's staring at the beach balls.

What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? 

Dual air bags!