There's a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy from the NAVY was 
driving from Annapolis to the Meadowlands, and an Air Force guy who's driving from McGwire in 
South Jerz to the Meadowlands just to watch the Jets. 

In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other and all cars go 
flying off in different directions. The squid manages to climb out of his car and survey the 
damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I am really lucky to be alive!" Likewise 
the ARMY guy scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. The Air Force guy just shakes 
his head and says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!" 

The NAVY guy walks over to the ARMY and Air Force guys and says, "Hey guys, I think this is a 
sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of 
arch rivals." The ARMY guy thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! 
We should be friends."

The Air Force guy says "Let me see what else survived this wreck." So he pops open his trunk 
and finds a full unopened bottle of Jack Daniels.

He says to the NAVY and Army guys, "I think this is another sign from God that we should toast 
to our new found understanding and friendship." The Swabbie says, "You're right!" and he grabs 
the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly a third of the 
bottle the Squid hands it to the ARMY guy and says, "Your turn! The ARMY guy sucks down a third
and hands the bottle back to the Air Force guy. 

The Air Force guy puts the cap back on the bottle and says, "I think I'll wait for the cops to 
show up." 

TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS

Earlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts proposed creating special
domains, including ".luna" and ".moon," for Web sites based on the moon. He wasn't kidding:

And one of our "Ten laws the Net needs" involves a special ".xxx" domain for pornographic 
sites. But why stop there? Here are some new proposed domains, and what you can expect from 
the sites in them:

10. ".trek"--contains audio files of William Shatner
9. ".bill"--Microsoft has bought this company
8. ".love"--for people who would rather cuddle
7. ".slow"--based in a distant country with no T3 lines
6. ".geek"--assumes you know what all the acronyms mean
5. ".404"--we stopped maintaining our servers in 1996
4. ".y2k"--contains theories about the end of the world
3. ".burn"--huge multimedia files will crash your computer
2. ".*"--contains allegations about President Clinton's sex life
1. ".duh"--explains, in detail, stuff you already know

What's 3 feet tall and gives me head?
My son.

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? 

     - Quattro Sink-o 

Chain Letter Type IV

As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote.  Send it to every one of your
friends.

Friends
- A friend is someone who is always at your side,
- A friend is someone who likes you even though you smell like a wet dog,
- A friend is someone who likes you even though you're disgustingly ugly,
- A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself,
- A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about
   your loser life,
- A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think
   you should be raped by a mad goat and then thrown to vicious dogs, - A
friend is someone who scrubs your toilet and vacuums and then gets
  the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English no, sorry that's   
 the cleaning lady,

Now pass this on! If you don't, Satan will send dogs in heat to your room in
your sleep!!

There.   Now that we've covered and dumped on the four main types of chain
letters, onto the ironic part.  In order for this to get any popularity,
send it on!!!  If you don't think it was funny at all, don't bother, but
otherwise forward this sucker to everyone you know!!  If you don't, I don't
care.  Thanks!

Remember, the moral of the story is, if you get a chain letter, ignore it.

TRASH IT!!!  If it's a joke or something, send it, sure! Just don't forget
to delete the chain letter part.  But if it's gonna make people feel guilty 
(i.e. the willieless boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen) or nervous (i.e.
Miranda Pinsley who ended up in a waterfall of poop), just DELETE it.

Do yourself a favor, and everyone else in the world, and say NO!!! to 
BLOODY CHAIN LETTERS!!"  Thank you.