A while back there was a "true" story (urban legend) about a guy
who was interrupted by the doorbell.

Upon opening the door he found some religious nuts who were very
annoying. As he was in the middle of preparing dinner, he'd gone
to the door with a very large knife in his hand.

At some point, he called out to his friends asking if they'd gotten
virgin ready for the sacrifice.  At this point, the callers fled
from the home, never to return again.

Seen on the back of a food service delivery van:

Driver does not
carry more than $50
worth of lasagna

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis 
Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and 
Chopin.

Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in 
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.