PORTLAND, OR - A man was admitted to an emergency clinic with severe bruising and lacerations on his penis and testicles, caused in an accident involving a hand held vacuum cleaner. The man had been vacuuming, wearing only a bathrobe, when he tripped, having been distracted because his robe fell open. "It always does that," he said. "I keep meaning to rig up some kind of tie for it, but I never do. I guess I'll get around to it now." He fell on the vacuum and the small beater bar of the device caused enough damage to require fifteen stitches and an overnight stay at the clinic.
Illinois State University - As a woman was crossing the stage to accept her diploma at a commencement ceremony, something unusual and tragic happened. The woman's grandfather fell over, suffering from a heart attack. A few minutes later as she was leaving the platform, her grandmother had one as well. Consequently, the student notified reporters that she will not be seeking her master's degree.
Women's Embarrassing Moments I Curl Up and Die I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
