A penny saved is ridiculous.

"Death is yellow and smells of vanilla."
"Are you sure?"
"I'd bet money on it."
                        -- "The Hairdresser's Husband" (a movie I saw on SBS)

"Alas poor Yorric, I smurfed him Horatio..."
                        -- Heath Copeland (there's a _lot_ more where that
                                                came from...)

The man who procrastinates struggles with ruin.

                                                           Hesiod (B.C. 800?)

"Is there an easy way I can disable an old winsock login script?"
"format c:"
                        -- Eric Erickson, me