"While the Big "M" folks in Redmond maintain the products are vastly
 different, critics allege Workstation can be switched into the Server
 version with a few easy tweaks. An official Microsoft marketer suggests
 that's like arguing the only difference between men and women is a Y
 chromosome. We think it's more akin to discovering your date is in drag."
                        -- Unknown, on the differences between Microsoft NT
                           Workstation 4.0 and Server 4.0

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without
the necessities.

Frank Lloyd Wright

Ecstasy - A feeling you feel when you feel you are going to
feel a feeling you never felt before.

Fred Hoyle - "There is a coherent plan in the universe,
           though I don't know what it's a plan for."

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because
I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde. 

    - Dolly Parton