Sign seen at a restaurant:
   The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim
   properly.


  

I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.

"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people 
will throw a lot of rubbish into it."

     - William A. Orton 

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

"Satan sincerely believes in the triumph of Evil.
 Gates just does it for the money."
                        -- http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/top10.html