Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from
the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.

To err is human; to admit it is not. 

Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred
princples of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The
fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny
over the unfortunate. 

    - Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970) 

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that
I could hear heavy breathing again.

May those who love us, love us.  And those who don't love us, may God turn
their hearts.  And if he does not turn their hearts, may he turn their
ankles so we can see them coming.