Four years ago...  No, it was yesterday. Today I...  No, that wasn't me.
Sometimes I...  No, I don't.

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it 
like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should 
give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they 
leave you, they should have to find you a temp."

                                            - Bob Ettinger

The Universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind
- a pretty uncomfortable thought,
particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.

     Woody Allen in Getting Even 

"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William
       Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger." -- Dan Rather

For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese.
Then the stronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's
what happens to cheese when you leave it out.